This is a video of Tim Janus trying to chug 30 non-alcoholic O’Douls in an hour to see if he can break the legal blood-alcohol limit of 0.08. He fails. After (amazingly) managing to put down 28 beers (336 ounces — more than 2.5 gallons!) he only blows a 0.02, then pukes hard.
So the next time somebody tells you they heard you can get drunk on non-alcoholic beer I want you to tell them 1. no you can’t and 2. why would you want to anyways? Two $2.29 forties will get you right where you want to be just fine. Now shut up and let me borrow 60 cents for another one.
