Who knew you could be so perverted without the use of any electricity?
There’s been a slew of disturbing reports from Amish country, and not the kind that bring in tourists hoping to see how butter is made.
Not that kind of butter, anyway.
This man, 26-year-old Chester A. Mast, is accused of various sex crimes across two states, including statutory rape, statutory sodomy, sexual misconduct involving a child, repeated sexual assault of the same child and incest.
Police say the Curryville, Missouri, man admitted to sex and oral sex with a girl under the age of 17. Police also say Mast also admitted to masturbating in front of a girl under the age of 15, according to Hannibal.net.
But that’s not the only sordid tale from Amish country. No… in fact, this Cousin Mose lookalike might be considered just plain normal compared to this next lot.
Police in Lancaster, Wisconsin, say they’ve arrested two Amish men and accusing them of incest, sex with minors as young as 5 years old and sex with a animals.
I never thought bestiality would be the lesser of the charge in any story in which it appears… but these farmers have managed to pull it off.
The two men charged are brothers: Christian G. Stolzfus, 19, and Dannie G. Stolzfus, 18, both of Fennimore, Wisconsin.
Between the two of them, they’re charged with having sex with at least six family members, a cow and a horse. according to Wisconsin’s Channel3000.com.
The Web site reports that Christian Stolzfus “is charged with repeated sexual assault of a child, four counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; attempted first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; two counts of incest; exposing genitals or pubic area; and two counts of sexual gratification with an animal.”
In addition, Dannie Stolzfus “is charged with two counts of incest and sexual gratification with an animal,” according to the site.
And in case you’re wondering, police believe these alleged acts took place on at least two different farms.
The pair are facing nearly 500 years in prison — 400 for Christian, 90 for Dannie if convicted.
Who knows — they might even be shunned.
Photo © Pike County (Missouri) Sheriff’s Department
