Man complains to Domino’s after burning himself making love to a pizza
The man, known only as LAD_VIGO, took to Twitter to demand a refund from the popular pizza chain after suffering a severe burn in a delicate area. What followed was one of the most bizarre and entertaining Twitter conversations we have ever seen.
LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Follow
.@Dominos_UK HELLO I’VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PEN*S SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS. 2:40 PM – 24 Feb 2014 –
Gary Heaton @NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO @Dominos_UK full refund as long as you haven’t soiled the topping.. —
Domino’s Pizza UK ✔ @Dominos_UK Follow @NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – [Dominos eMail ] regarding this matter. 3:04 PM – 24 Feb 2014
– LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Follow .@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE? 3:52 PM – 24 Feb 2014 –
Domino’s Pizza UK ✔ @Dominos_UK Follow @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. 4:07 PM – 24 Feb 2014
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