For those of you not familiar with the “concealed within your anal cavity” that means this dumbass shoved a cell phone and the cord up his a$$ after he was taken to jail.
Let’s just hope he had one of those small, older flip phones and not a newer smart phone like an iPhone 5 or one of those Galaxy phones that are the size of a small toaster.
And don’t get me started on the size of the European electrical plugs: I don’t even like carrying those monsters in my pocket, much less “inside me.”
At right, the castle where this guy is serving his jail time. No, seriously.
A prisoner was caught behind bars with a mobile phone and charging cable hidden up his bottom. Christopher Hughes was caught with the phone kit during a full search at Castle Huntly prison near Dundee. Hughes, who is serving nine years for stabbing four men in a taxi queue, admitted introducing a banned item into the jail. At Perth Sheriff Court, Hughes, 25, from Cambuslang, admitted introducing prohibited items into the prison system by having a mobile phone and charging lead “concealed within your anal cavity.” Hughes had a further three months added to his current sentence when he appeared from custody at the court.
