Wife changes sign on local bar to inform unfaithful husband she is divorcing him
An angry wife made her cheating husband splutter over his pint after persuading a bar owner to change their shop sign to: “Paul…I am divorcing you.” The scorned woman was determined to name and shame...
View ArticleYour girlfriend turns down your marriage proposal because of your small...
Almost every guy has the same thought at some point in their life: “Is my penis small?” This guy found out the answer when he asked his girlfriend to marry him and she said “No”. His name is Patrick...
View ArticleWhen They Imagine Clothes For Models, Here’s What Actual Women Would Have To...
A new ad campaign warning of the dangers of anorexia produced these evocative photos of what a real woman would look like if the sketches were representative of real life. The models themselves are...
View ArticleLED Strips For Your Horse’s Tail (Wait, What?)
These are Tail Lights, strips of programmable LEDs to light up your horse’s tail for higher visibility.
View ArticleFor Sale: A Scrooge McDuck Bank Vault With Enough Coins For Swimming
This is the original bank safe from the former “Schweizer Volksbank” and known to be one of the finest Swiss piece of craftwork in the early 20th Century. It is in very good shape and still usable as...
View ArticleInmate Murdered Cellmate So He Wouldn’t Be Sent Back To Mexico
An Arizona prison inmate said he choked his cellmate to death, stomped his head and then bit him in the groin so he could remain in prison, according to a Pinal County Sheriff’s Office spokesman. Tim...
View ArticleRight place, right time: Police in bank catch robbery suspects in the act
Two men suspected of robbing multiple Portland-area banks picked the wrong bank at the wrong time for their next target. Police said several banks were hit between Nov. 16 and 18. A man in each case...
View ArticlePhones don’t shoot upskirt photos, people shoot upskirt photos
Jeffrey Kosinski told a judge he never planned to be taking pictures underneath womens’ skirts when he bought a new camera in July. “I saw its capabilities and everything just went astray,” the...
View ArticleThis Is Why You Wouldn’t Want Your Body to End Up In One of Australia’s...
Over the past few years, many of the morgues in Australia’s Northern Territory have either lost power or broken down, leading to the decomposition and odd storage of bodies. Across the vast and remote...
View ArticleMan Arrested More Than 1,500 Times Spends Thanksgiving In Jail
A man who’s been arrested over 1,500 times will be spending yet another Thanksgiving behind bars. Henry Earl, dubbed “World’s Most Arrested Man” by The Smoking Gun, was arrested last month for public...
View ArticleJapan Airlines will serve KFC on flights to Tokyo
Japan Airlines (JAL) announced its winter menus today, and among the selection of beef filet, foie gras mousse, and lobster ravioli is something a touch less fancy. It’s “Air Kentucky Fried Chicken.”...
View ArticleQuarter of Brits suffer ‘pavement rage’
More than a quarter of us suffer pavement rage with ‘dawdlers’ and ‘unbreakable groups’ classed as the most annoying pedestrians, a survey suggests. As many as 13.6 million people – 27 per cent of...
View ArticleGay German policeman kills and eats man after meeting on cannibal website
A gay policeman in Germany has been arrested on suspicion of killing and chopping up a man he met on a cannibal website who apparently fantasized about being killed and eaten. “The victim had been...
View ArticleMan fined for breaking bed, curtain rail and window sill having sex in his...
A randy man was fined for breaking into his old flat and tearing down curtain drapes and BREAKING THE BED while in the throes of passion with his lover. Horny Adam Disney ‘got carried away’ during the...
View ArticleThat awkward moment when your pregnant mistress confronts your bride at the...
Catfight! Video of a wedding reception gone wrong is circling around the internet today. In the video, a newly married bride is attacked shoved to the ground by another female. For some strange reason,...
View ArticleCockentrice: FOOD OR UNDERWORLD DEMON?
IT’S ALIVE! No, just kidding, it’s very much dead. But we’re not entirely sure that this half pig, half turkey hasn’t been engineered to come back to life to make the world pay for its meat-eating...
View ArticleGirl builds herself a boyfriend out of soap bubbles
“I’m taking a bath with my boyfriend,” tweeted one Japanese netizen going by the name of Machiko, uploading a photo with her message. Despite the suggestion of sauciness, however, rather than being...
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