Ohio man was ticketed after he was seen in public allegedly flying a kite...
An 82-year-old Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio man was ticketed after he was seen in public allegedly flying a kite while naked. As reported by WOIO 19 Action News, Edward Paolucci considers himself a...
View ArticleMan Charged With Murder After Intentionally Running Over Pregnant Woman
A man is facing murder charges after police say he intentionally rammed a woman with his car and then ran her over. Police say 53-year-old Janice Pitts was sitting at a traffic light on Highway 5 in...
View ArticleVideo: Boris Falls Asleep At The Wheel And Causes Accident
Yes, we’ve seen a lot of dashcam videos that show car accidents, but this time the video shows the driver actually falling asleep and causing the accident himself. Good investment in that dashcam Boris!
View ArticleUruguayan soccer star can’t stop biting, but can open your beer with this...
The most distinctive aspect of soccer is that use of the hands is prohibited. But did you know players aren’t allowed to use their teeth either? This minor detail of the rule book seems to have slipped...
View ArticleThe Ol’ Kids Fighting With Dildos Gun Safety PSA
This is a short gun safety PSA featuring two kids doing battle with dildos. It encourages gun owners to always lock up their guns because, “If they find it, they’ll play with it.” Apparently even if...
View ArticleWhat will they think of next …. Fleshlight Holding iPad Attachment Now A Real...
Don’t act like you’ve never thought about it. Because who hasn’t dreamed of humping a tablet, Fleshlight has just announced that the LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight-holding iPad case, is now a real $25 product...
View ArticleWORLD CUP: England Fan Has Ear Bitten Off During Match
Did you hear about the ear biting incident that took place during the Uruguay-England match back on June 19? It was brutal! Thanks to the Mirror, now you can watch the disturbing footage of a racist...
View ArticleNew Study Suggests Teens Who Send Dirty Texts Are More Likely to Be Sexually...
Parents who catch their middle school-aged children sexting may be justified in suspecting something more, a new study suggests. Adolescents who sent or received sexually explicit photos or text...
View ArticleBeing A Male Porn Star Is Harder Than It Looks
Porn stars have it made. On the surface, “have sex with beautiful people for money” sounds like a no-brainer, but while it can be a “dream,” not enough people put emphasis on the “job” part. Cracked...
View ArticleKFC diner horrified after son bites into a piece of chicken and finds a...
Many diners reach for a hand towel after tackling a bucket of KFC, but they would perhaps not expect to find one deep-fried in their chicken pieces. Krystal Henderson, 29, was horrified when she bought...
View ArticleMan walks calmly into bank and relieves himself on floor several times
Staff shut the Barclays in Andover, Hants, while the mess was cleaned up after ‘a bald, middle-aged man, in his 40s’ walked in and made his special deposits. A man walked into a bank and defecated out...
View ArticleCharles Stack Accused Of Dousing Girl With “Extremely Large Quantity” Of Urine
Police have arrested a 22-year-old Middletown resident accused of dumping human urine on his housemate and her belongings. According to police, Charles Francis Stack, of Frazier Avenue in Middletown,...
View ArticleGirl, 12, Dead After Kisha Young Makes Her Ride On Top Of Car
A 12-year-old girl has died days after she was thrown from the top of a car, where police say an intoxicated mom had her and other kids ride because they were wet from swimming. The girl, Octavia...
View Article‘The foil is hurting the inside of my vagina’ Wait …. what?????
The above excerpt comes from an arrest affidavit prepared last week by a deputy with Florida’s Indian River County Sheriff’s Office. If you’re wondering how suspect Jennifer Renee Crosby, 42,...
View ArticleThat Plastic Cop Is A Real Doll
Ada, Oklahoma’s cash-strapped police department can’t afford another traffic cop so it has turned to a CPR dummy named “Plastic Popo” to keep the peace. When dressed up in a blue police uniform and put...
View ArticleDeath metal band to perform in airtight, soundproof container until they run...
As part of London’s popular Sculpture In The City art exhibit, UK death metal band Unfathomable Ruination will be performing inside a sealed, airtight container until they ultimately run out of oxygen....
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