Guy Gets Arrested At The Park For Laying Naked On A Picnic Table And Jerking...
An Iowa City man has been charged with indecent exposure after an alleged incident in Ryerson’s Woods Park. According to a criminal complaint, two witnesses reported seeing Gerald C. Meyer, of Ellis...
View ArticleDiner complains about cockroach in his salad. Solution: Waitress eats it
Waitress, there’s a cockroach in my salad! Well, sir, if you’re not partial to them, I’ll eat it… It reads like a gag from a dusty old joke book – but the line above describes what really happened...
View ArticleChewy piece of calamari turns out to be a condom
This has got to be up there among the most revolting food finds of all time – a condom in a calamari. Disgusted diner Mai Liang was halfway through her fish and squid rings dish at a restaurant when...
View ArticleFile this under …‘he may stiff them’ .. Fire department bills dead man for...
A family from Northern Michigan is expressing their outrage and disbelief after saying their deceased loved one received a bill for his own body removal. Rebecca Beck posted a picture of the bill to...
View ArticleDrunk driver tries to fool the cops by switching seats with his passenger;...
An alleged impaired driver who switched seats with his passenger made a big error: he forgot to make sure the passenger was sober. Shortly after 5:30 p.m. last Friday, police were dispatched to the...
View ArticleMilkybar: Now with more PENIS
Food giant Nestlé has apologised after a lawyer was stunned to discover what resembled a penis imprinted on one of its products. Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, was ‘surprised to see a...
View ArticleToothless man bites roommate for not cleaning his ear
A toothless Lakewood man gave his roommate’s arm a serious gumming after she refused to clean his ear, according to charges filed in Pierce County Superior Court. According to the charging documents,...
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North Carolina police today arrested 19-year-old twin sisters on prostitution charges after they allegedly advertised their services online. Katelyn and Sarah Lothrop were nabbed early this morning by...
View ArticleWhat happens if you don’t pay your garbage bill? You get a refund…on your lawn
What do you do if you’re a trash hauler with customers who don’t pay their bills? In Red Wing, you give them some trash back. A trash hauler dumped almost two tons of trash on a customer’s driveway in...
View Article‘You’ve still got your socks on’: Husband’s last words before dying of heart...
A young mother has written a moving account of how her husband died as they made love – uttering his final words ‘You’ve still got your socks on’. Lucie Brownlee found herself widowed at 36 following...
View ArticleApocalypse Now: Gummy Bear Bratwursts
Nope, that’s not a misprint. Apparently the demand for sausage made with gummy bears is actually a real thing and it’s spreading across the United States. Bratwurst, as we all know, is made from the...
View ArticleOregon police officers are compiling a massive list of people who should eat...
A wrongful termination lawsuit filed against the University of Oregon by a fired public safety officer contains some hilarious details about the man’s former work environment. Namely, a fantastic list...
View ArticleMan Superglues Hand To Penis
Dr. Matthew Valente has seen his share of sticky situations in his years as a Chicago-based emergency room physicians, but none were as weird as the man who superglued his hand to his penis. “The night...
View ArticleNew York Man Busted For Flying Drone Outside Exam Windows At Medical Office
An upstate New York man was arrested last night for flying a drone outside the examination room windows of a medical facility where patients were being treated, police report. David Beesmer, 49, was...
View ArticleUh-Oh: Airbus Applies For Terribly Uncomfortable Looking ‘Saddle Seating’ Patent
The design shows narrow rows of folding saddle seats with low backrests on which passengers perch rather than recline. The patent application, which makes even the most budget of budget airline...
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