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Who says romance is dead? 43 year-old-man breaks into home of 83-year-old...
An Akron man is charged with burglary after breaking inside the home of an 83-year-old woman and professing his love for her, police said. Ronald Dilworth, 43, is being held in the Summit County Jail....
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Drunk and disorderly is no way to go through your work day, Mrs. Elementary...
The Otto-Eldred Elementary School librarian was arraigned Thursday on charges alleging she was so intoxicated that she was staggering down the hall and slurring her speech while in school. Denise M....
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Some brains are just wired for sex, scientists say
UCLA researchers say they’ve got the first physical evidence to support the notion that some people’s brains are wired for sex, reports the Los Angeles Daily News. In the study, they asked men and...
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Pro tip: Don’t drive your camouflaged minivan with ‘missiles’ on top near the...
Driving a camouflaged minivan with ‘missiles’ and ‘machine guns’ may make a statement about America’s prisoners of war. But the message can get muddled when the missile van breaks down next to...
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Man Gets Vibrator Stuck in Large Intestine
A man in Fresno, California, somehow got a vibrator lodged inside his large intestine. As a registered nurse who works in an emergency room, Stevey Pope has his share of weird stories. Pope, who is...
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Woman Arrested For Threatening To Shoot Up A Burger King Over Stale Cinnabon...
South Carolina police today announced the arrest of a woman who allegedly threatened to “shoot down” a Burger King after she received a stale Cinnabon roll earlier this month. Andrea Ann McCullough,...
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Man grabs girl; dog bites man; man stabs dog; police taser man
Waterloo officers tasered a man after he stabbed a dog Wednesday morning, according to police. According to court records, Michael Jan Menton, 38, was involved in an argument with a woman at 1202...
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Man jailed for harassing farmer who wouldn’t let him roll around naked in his...
A pervert with a slurry fetish has been jailed for carrying out an eight year vendetta against a farmer who banned him from rolling naked in cowpats on his land. David Truscott threatened to burn down...
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Dine-and-Dash: Man Repeatedly Faked Seizures to Avoid Paying Restaurant Bills
A Baltimore man who police say routinely scammed restaurants by eating and then faking a seizure to get out of paying his bill was sentenced Friday to five years in prison. Andrew Palmer, 47, had...
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Doctor Places Bolt Cutters On Man’s Penis
You’ve heard of nuts and bolts but what about this combo: a penis and bolt cutter? Emergency room physician Dr. Leonard Herman had to use that tool to save a man’s, uh, tool from possible gangrene....
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Accused Father And Son Urinal Thieves Flushed Out By Cops
After a rash of urinal thefts in Birmingham, Alabama, things finally came to a head. Investigators said the culprits were a father-son team who stole flush valves and supply lines from fast-food...
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Just The Tip: Adhesive Condom Only Covers End Of Penis
Meet the Galactic Cap, a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning. Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape (“hours or even days...
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Student’s hilariously sneaky answers to a ‘true or false’ quiz doesn’t quite...
This student is going to go far in life, although maybe not in this particular test. The teacher clearly didn’t appreciate the cunning blend of the words ‘true’ and ‘false’. Genius as it is, trying it...
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Woman dubbed China’s ‘human kebab’ after falling 20ft onto a steel rod
A woman has been dubbed ‘the human kebab’ after she survived being skewered by a steel rod through the entire length of her body. Wu Xingxian, 42, was working at a construction site in Duchang county...
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What Happens When Five Women See Their Own Lady Parts for the First Time?
While there’s nothing wrong with women using a mirror to take a look at what is “down there,” these five have allegedy never seen their own lady parts. Ever. In the SFW video above, watch as they enter...
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